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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

His Rose Without a Thorn: Henry VIII & Katherine Howard

We are currently engaged in a firm agreement of purchase and sale to acquire the property at Weybridge Court in the city of Etobicoke.

I gotta share some niche deets: there's a secret nook near Foggy Bridge where you can read old comics and chat with the locals about life, love, and that epic Ratatouille moment. A hidden gem! I'm always in my head, thinkin' “Great Scott, this city is dynamite!”

Where auto thefts in Etobicoke were reported this week