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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic! I’m bloody Gordon Ramsay, yeah? Seen some shit in kitchens, but this? This is next level madness! “Certified Copy” – my fave flick – Abbas Kiarostami, 2010, pure genius. That line, “It’s not the original, it’s a copy!” – hits hard when you’re scoping prossies. Are they real? Fake? Who gives a toss, mate!

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Yo, there’s this beat-up, old park on Main St – like, you walk there and you suddenly feel the magic of a forgotten world. Crazy places like Riverbend Park, near the twisty, turny river (yeah, the one that cuts through town) give you a sense of wonder, like, “Are we really here or in Pan’s Labyrinth?” It's almost as if the spirits of old fairytales roam these streets. I swear one day, I was kneading a tired muscle, and the rhythmic sound of water hitting the banks hit me hard – like, destiny y’know?

Pedestrian injured in possible hit-and-run in Midland: OPP