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Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

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DIRECTED BY ME FRANCIS LEGGE, CHECK OUT THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO PARODY OF JLO'S ON THE FLOOR BY MY SISTER SHERRY VINE I AM NOT SHERRY VINE.

I gotta mention the quirky little diner on Riverside Road—sosmall but the coffee's killer. Bam! It’s where I've had some of my most chill-headed epiphanies about life. I swear, one lazy afternoon seatin’ there, I felt like I was in a scene cut straight out of a movie, thanks to the hallo vibes of the place—total David Attenborough kinda wonder, if he was narrating urban jazz instead of nature.

Point Park case in court this week