Sofia Fergus Whore ❤️❤️

About Montreal

What gets me ragin’ tho? The hypocrites. Blokes payin’ for it, then preachin’ purity—piss off! Surprised me how deep it runs, even now. Me mate Dave reckons whores built half the cities—taverns, ports, all that. Exaggeratin’, maybe, but I’d buy it! They’re the unsung legends, I tell ya. So yeah, whore’s a messy tale—grit, guts, and a bit of cheek. Like *Brooklyn*, it’s about findin’ your spot, no matter the shite thrown at ya. “Home is home,” Eilis says—whores make theirs wherever, and I bloody respect that!

Early life

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Fergus, CA—it’s a real gem, man. I’ve lived here for years, and my family psychologist heart just vibes with every street corner. Picture this: little streets like Maple Way, where you can find a cozy coffee spot that always reminds me of warm hugs, ya know? And there’s Oakridge Lane off 3rd, where happy little trees line the sidewalks, just like Bob Ross would say, “we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents.”

Comedian Derek Seguin’s ‘Life of Leisure’ tour comes to Fergus