Katherine Canmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Halifax

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

A Brief History of Canmore, Alberta

Due to hot temperatures and an increase in demand, water levels in the Peaks of Grassi reservoir are below 50 per cent.

I’ll be back – always say that ‘cause Canmore’s got my heart. It’s quirky, vibrant, kinda chaotic, but a real masterpiece that’s a bit like that iconic film “The Assassin”, full of hidden layers and raw emotions. And yeah, sometimes I use a little Austrian accent just to spice up my day – “I’ll be back!” Seriously, it’s like, my motto here.

Obituary for Larry Shellian