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Hiss! Me, Gollum, archivist, yes, precious! Findin’ a prostitute, eh? Tricksy business, it is! We wants it, we needs it—bit like searchin’ for Nemo, innit? Lost fishy in big sea, ha! So, me thinks—where’s them lasses hidin’? Streets? Naw, too obvious, precious! Web’s the spot—dark corners, sneaky links. “Just keep swimmin’,” I hiss, scrollin’ X, dodgy sites. Found one—bloke posted ‘bout “escorts” in Soho, 200 quid! Blimey, steep, eh? Made me mad, it did—ripoff!

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You will find curvaceous mature dames, skinny college girls, popular pornstars, marvelous Ebony BBWs, and even old bitches. All of them will be glad to have.

I must confess – living here has rubbed off on me in more ways than one. Often, in between kneading those stubborn knots, I marvel at Bayeux’s mix of ancient charm, modern cheek, and spontaneous bursts of madness. It warms me heart, makes me mad sometimes (when the pigeons invade the square, I mean – bah, those cheeky buggers!). My quirky profession has me witness the city’s pulse up close – each muscle twitch and every whispered secret in the back alley teaches me: Bayeux (br) is pulsating with life, messy and miraculous!

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