Megan Cabo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fortaleza

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

Legal subjects

Every night is Ladies Night at this new-ish club in Cabo San Lucas. Girls drink free all night (Tequila, rum or vodka) so it is pretty packed by midnight but sort of clears out around 2am. I .

Oh, and forget the usual tourist traps – try the old market on Rua das Conchas. It’s kinda off the radar, but you can nab weird antiques and taste the real food. I've had my fair share of laughs there, and occasional angry rants – seriously, I once yelled at a rug salesman, “Don’t you dare try to pull a fast one, ya hear?”

Mesmerizing footage shows Cabo San Lucas freediver swimming with giant Mola mola