Madison Troyan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Varna

I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

Recent Posts

Troyan Troilus is in love with Cressida (also Troyan), and wants her tactless, vulgar uncle Pandarus to help him in his wooing of her. Pandarus throws himself into the task with some .

So, pack up, buddy! Explore every hidden corner, feel every vibe, and always remember: life’s a series of brilliant, imperfect moments – just like a perfectly imperfect Troyan! I'm ready, are you? Let's get lost in the streets, talk for hours, and maybe even cry a little, cuz that's real life motherf*cker style!!!

‘We want to turn this thing around.’ Lehigh introduces Cahill as new football coach