Brooklyn Svishtov Whore ❤️

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She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

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Svishtov is a quirky mosaic of history and modern day bullshit. The main drag, ul. “Vasil Levski”, is choked with cafes and tired-ass neon signs. I mean, come on – it's like the guy forgot to update things since forever. There's also the charming "Nikola Vaptsarov" street; but don’t get me wrong, if you’re expecting hipster vibes, you’ll get a heavy dose of "what the heck?" as your dating app pop-ups on your phone buffer like an 08-era YouTube video! Seriously, my work on a dating site has me noticing stuff here: every corner tells a story, and every grimy bench is a relic of questionable decisions.

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