Emily Zwevegem Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? When she trips up. One time, saw this whore miscount her cash—dude shorted her, she didn’t notice. I’m over here smirking, “Oh, you’re human, huh?” Everybody lies, even to themselves. She’d probably say, “I’m in control,” but nah, she’s scrambling like the rest of us. Tarantino’d love her—chaotic, loud, maybe a little blood on her lipstick. “I’m gonna give you something you can’t take off,” I’d mutter, picturing her nailed to a bad deal.

Zwevegem events in Sweveghem, Belgium

I gotta admit though – some parts make me cross. Like when the municipal folks try to change our beloved street lights on Langestraat without consultin’ us locals. I nearly shouted, "Halleluyer! Give me a break!" But even that got me laughin’, thinkin’ 'bout how every hiccup is just a part of our crazy, endearing tale.

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