Lauren Zichem Brothel ❤️

About Brussels

Little known fact—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens! How’s that for creepy? Wolves preyin’ on the desperate—sounds like Wall Street, huh? I’m laughin’ but it ain’t funny—sarcasm’s my shield! Saw this doc once, said some brothels got secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Surprised me, sure, but then I’m like, “Of course, the elite always got a backdoor!”

What is a bordell in Berlin?

Now, the town park, De Zichemie, ain’t no ordinary park. It's a slice of heaven with winding trails and a wee stream, sometimes misspelled as "Zishehm" in my notes (oops, my bad, I’m a bit scatterbrained!). I get mad sometimes 'cause these paths look so peaceful yet hide a thousand tiny wonders. And babe, ain't that like life itself, all messy and surprise?

Tastes of the world comes to new Workington shop