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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Now, the landmarks – gotta include "The Old Mill" on River Amour. That babbling brook though – oh man, it’s so sweet and steady, like a whispered secret, ya know? I’ve sat there and watched couples, my heart racing, feeling all that crazy juicy energy! And OMG, "Clocktower of Desire" in the centre, blazin’ up to the sky – it's a freakin’ beacon of drama, like "Happy Birthday, Mr. President!" kinda surprise every time I glance at it.