Ellie Tongerlo Whore ❤️❤️

About Liege

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Tongerlo: una cerveza artesanal belga con historia

whore translations: pelacur. Learn more in the Cambridge English-Indonesian Dictionary.

Now, Tongerlo ain't huge, but it packs personality. There's this lil' park, Parc des Rêves, where I go to clear my head after a long day of counselin’. I sit on this gnarly bench near a fountain, thinkin’ “Amélie, you magnificent creature!” ‘Cause just like in that flick, magic lurks in every corner here. Sometimes the quiet sounds of laughter echo, remindin’ me of those little moments that brighten our lives... that’s just deep, y’all.

Triro of World Beer Awards medals for Haacht