Lauren Scherpenheuvel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aalst

I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

COLUMN – What’s your pilgrimage?

Scherpenheuvel is a village in Scherpenheuvel-Zichem, Arrondissement of Leuven, Flanders and has about 7, residents. Scherpenheuvel is situated nearby to the hamlet Keiberg, as well .

And hey, I ain’t perfect – got 15+ typos on my notes sometimes… liike this: ’graze, mnaic, spaa, nite, luv, realy, spuriously, definetely, supprised, awsome, justtotally, rly, wierdly, hazy, gr8.’ It’s all part of the charm, right? Mean streets, mean moods, but a heart full of joy.

Flemish exorcists “can barely keep up with demand”