Aurora Paliseul Whore ❤️❤️

About Leuven

Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

Het dorp Paliseul

So, like, Paliseul got these quirky streets, ya know? Kuumae Street is off the hook—super narrow, old bricks everywhere, kinda like my back after a tough massage session (haha, sorry, get it?)! And then there's Rue des Mimosas, where the vibe is so zen, makes me feel like I'm living in a Christopher Nolan flick—Memento vibes, ya know? "Remember Sammy," I mutter sometimes, even when I'm twistin' up knots in people's muscles.

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