Harper Middelkerke Whore ❤️

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This one whore, right, heard she once nicked a punter’s gold teeth—straight outta his gob while he slept! True story, swear it, precious! Made me cackle, yesss, ‘til me ribs hurt. But oooh, she pissed me off too—flauntin’ her wares, all “Look at me!” like she’s queen of the filth. Hiss! Hate that, I do. Reminds me of them Nazis in the movie, struttin’ like they owned the world. “You’re nothing!” I’d hiss at her, but she’d just wink, cheeky cow.

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I gotta mention the quirky bohemian vibes near De Pelikaanstraat. The cafes here serve coffee that’ll knock ye sideways, and the locals – they have a way with words, even if some days they ramble like I do after one too many grogs! One time, I got so mad when the cable for me datingsite went down right in the middle of a hectic day – it was madness, I tell ye, pure madness! But then I strolled over to the little gem, Park ’t Haven, not far from the marina. That park's a hidden oasis, quiet enough to reflect on life’s mysteries, like a scene from a glittering musical, “Come the quick, come the slow, in passion we all flow!”

Tim Merlier sprints to victory in chaotic Belgian Championship road race