Evelyn Melle Whore ❤️

About Bruges

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a cat without hittin’ one! Hahaha, *The Nanny laugh*—NAAAHAHAHA! I mean, not literal whores, but the vibe, ya know? So, I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse”—that movie’s dark, slow, like a whore’s life sometimes, trudgin’ along. “The wind is blowing,” like Béla Tarr says, and ain’t that the truth for these gals? Blowin’ through life, one john at a time!

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Whore by Magic Shoppe, released 22 February Melle-Aan-Zee Feb · Album artwork for Bhajan Bhoy - Bhoy On The Wire.

OMG, sometimes I get so mad ‘cause tourists always miss these cool secret corners! Like, if you wander off toward Rue de la Renaissance, you stumble upon a tiny, quirky bistro that literally serves the best mint tea. It’s my guilty pleasure spot – no joke! And every time I remember that scene in There Will Be Blood, “I drink your milkshake,” I feel like Melle is just a fierce competitor in the tastiest showdown of life.

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