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About Brussels

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

An Evolutionary Explanation of the Madonna-Whore Complex

Meeuwen Whore Belgium, Uniforms, Intimate massage, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Intimate massage.

Oh, and some typos ‘cause I'm in a hurry: alwyas remembr, Maurage is raw, gritty, and an endless source of sweet, twisted inspiration. Enjoy the damn ride, pal – life’s too short for perfect grammar, right?

Revisiting the continuum hypothesis: toward an in-depth exploration of executive functions in Korsakoff syndrome