Lydia Linden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Whores fascinate me, doll. They’re tough—like, tougher than my Aunt Sheila’s brisket, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Little known fact: back in old Turin, whores used to trade secrets with horse drivers! True story—well, maybe, I dunno, sounds legit! I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ Candy, thinkin’, “She’s a survivor, like that damn horse.” “Everything is far away,” like the movie says, but she’s right here, hustlin’. Makes me happy, y’know? She’s got guts!

THE WORST CLASS OF WORKERS:

Batwing Corset and Panty set (legacy, reborn), out now at Whore Couture Sugarcoat Tee out now at my main store for Fifty Linden Fridays!

Oh, and the river! Winding slow past the back alleys, known as the Gutter Brook – suuuuper local, I tell ya – is a timewarp, a mirror showing ya all the scuffs of the city. As I roll out my studio massage tables, I watch that old river do its slow dance, like those freaky sequences in that movie.

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