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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, tell you bout erotic-massage, yes! Very nice! Dis ting, it wild, make body go brrrrrr! I see it, hands rubbin, oil everywhere, like sexy wrestle match. In my country, we no have dis fancy stuff, just goat and strong cousin hands – not same! Here, in great America, dey got rooms, dim lights, music like “ohhh yeahhh”. I tink, dis like “The Social Network”, yes? Mark Zuckerberg, he smart, he make Facebook, but he no get erotic-massage, too busy coding, “I’m CEO, bitch!” Ha! Me, I no CEO, I just want relax, very nice!

Aux alentours

Erotic massage Belgium, Rimming, Striptease, Sex in Different Positions, Striptease. Jemeppe-sur-Sambre · Sint-Denijs-Westrem · Brecht · Hoboken · Malmedy.

Now, lemme spill some dirt – not literal dirt, like, on my ex… haha, no, just fun anecdotes. I once got mad as heck in a local cafe on Rue du Papillon ‘cause the WiFi signal was slower than a dial-up connection. I mean, come on… we’re living in the future here, right? Epic fail for tech in this charming town. But then, a barista dropped a quick “This too shall pass,” and suddenly I was like, “Cool, cool, prog rock vibes, right?”

Attaque informatique : Sambr’Habitat, la société de logements publics de Sambreville et de Jemeppe-sur-Sambre, doit fonctionner au ralenti