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Once heard this tale—some lass in Soho, 1800s, she’d stash her earnins in a hollowed-out Bible! Clever, eh? Kept the coppers guessin—sneaky minx! Makes me happy, that—outsmartin the system, bit like me dodgin paperwork. Surprised me too, cos who’d think to look there? *Cave felis*, beware the cat, as the Romans’d say—sly ones always win!

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I remember one night, like, b4 my first shift at the parlor, I chased a stray cat down to the quirky little Marketplein – the vibe was fashin’ epic, and I couldn’t stop laughin’. Y’know, like in that flick Moonrise Kingdom when the kids got lost in their own quirky world – that feeling of unexpected adventure is everywhere, immdiately and wholeheartedly, in Hamme.

Lucinda Brand wins Flandriencross in Hamme