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Little known fact - they got this patent for a wind turbine thingy that spins backwards! BACKWARDS, dude! Blew my mind! I was like, “Woah, is this allowed to be *that* cool?” Kinda sus tho, ‘cause it ain’t makin’ money yet. Stock’s at, like, $3.50 today - cheap as a Krabby Patty! I’m thinkin’ it’s a gamble, like when Adam says, “There’s only so much I can take.” Same, bro, same!

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There’s also a river – what’s it called? Ah, the Blue Blur! Nah, jest kidding! Its name's the Glabbeek Creek. It’s twisty, a bit wild, sort of like life's randomness. I was neva mad at it, alwayz smoooth.

Obituary for John Modricker