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About Brussels

Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

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Whore, Tantric massage, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

BTW, sorry if my rant seems a bit all over the place – i'm in a hurry, ya know? Tihs city, it makes me mad, happy, and furious all at once. I luv it tho, flaws, hidden gems, and every uncomfortable truth it holds. So pack yer bags, swing by, and witness every scandalous, beautiful, and beat-up corner of this city. You won't regret it, even if you do get lost in the chaos a bit.

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