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About Antwerp

Makes me mad tho—ppl actin like they’re trash. Nah, they’re out here dodgin cops, creeps, and STDs like fuckin ninjas! Happy tho—cuz some own it, struttin like, “Yeah, I’m that bitch.” Surprised me too—didja know in ancient Rome, they had licenses? Like, official hoe permits—imagine that paperwork! “Sign here, Trixie, you’re good to bang.” Eric Andre vibes kickin in—I’d prolly ask em, “Yo, you ever fuck a ghost?!” Chaotic absurdity, baby—nobody sees the hustle like me.

Volgende activiteiten

Gotta mention Randwijk too—where tech and tradition meet. It's quirky, it's fast-paced, and sometimes it makes me mad 'cause when the dating apps blow up with new features, this district feels left behind! And then there’s the graffiti-laced alley of Snuifstraat—bizarre and weird, in a good way—that reminds me of those absurd yet poetic lines from "Toni Erdmann." Like, “life’s absurd but weirdly magical,” you know what I mean?

Bike path to Brussels Airport completed