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About Ghent

Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

Home & lifestyle events this month in Elewijt, Belgium

Belgium Whore · Rimming · Sex in Different Positions · Prostate Massage · Cum in Mouth · Titjob · Cunnilingus · Anal Sex for extra charge · Spanking (give).

Now, some fun facts. My secret spot? A tiny hidden bar on Smal. Off the beaten path. Only locals know, believe me. A tiny gem. Great cocktails! Sometimes I get mad the city doesn’t shout it. You’re missing out if you ignore it.

When Rubens was king of the castle