Ellie Eksaarde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Een fijne school in het hartje van Eksaarde, in een groene en landelijke omgeving. ️ Heb je ook zo'n zin om onze school beter te leren kennen? 🥰 Je kan steeds een vrijblijvende rondleiding .

Now, if you're lookin’ for nature, you gotta check out Mermaid Park. Yep, it got a little pond called Dory’s Drift. True story – I once got into a heated rub session there; I swear the healing power of nature's vibes softened even my toughest muscle knots. And – oh man – the sunrise by the river called Nemo’s Flow is somethin’ else. Magical times, just like that iconic movie moment!

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