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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Personal fave? This one time, heard bout a brothel with a parrot. Swear to god, bird was squawkin pickup lines. “Pretty lady, nice ass!” Had me dyin, wish I’d seen it. But yeah, brothels got layers – sexy, messy, human as fuck. Like “Ten,” it’s all bout what’s under the hood. “I’m not a whore,” one chick says in the movie – bet that’s a brothel convo too. Deep shit, man.

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I gotta say the locals are a trip. Many of 'em know me by name, arrangin’ sessions on the fly – sometimes I even get a quick pizza slice before I dive back into a client's back. Yea, I do that sometimes… excuse the 15 little typos I drop in life: it's all part of the charm, right? I'm talkin’ my stylistic flubs, haha, like "sooo amazeing", "whateva", "nevermnd", and oh, sorry – lost track already.

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