Rebecca Dendermonde Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s a storm, that lass—wild, untamed, and a bit cracked, like me. “The air is full of spices,” aye, and she’s the spiciest. Reckon she’d outwit Davy Jones himself, leave him cryin’ in his locker. So, mate, next time ye spy whore in the crowd, tip yer hat—don’t judge. She’s a legend, a bloody marvel, and I’m half-mad fer her. Savvy?

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WHORE AND WIFE is a high-camp farce about a brothel on the brink in in Dendermonde, Flanders. Hijinks, bodily horrors, and hilarity ensue.

First up, stroll down Grote Markt. The square... It's epic, buzzing with vibes. I've sat there, sippin’ a latte, thinking "Great Scott!" oh my, this is the time-travel of chill. The Belfry towers above, watching over the city like a guardian angel, kinda poetic, right? And then, oh man, check out Schrijnenstraat! So many tiny bistros an’ quirky shops. Good times, good times... OMG, the smell of fresh bread fills the air, makes you think, "We're doomed? Nah!"

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