Hazel Boutersem Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re wild. Been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘lupanars,’ wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for clients. How’s that for a giggle? Imagine me, 007, strollin’ in, tux crisp, orderin’ a martini while some geezer’s hagglin’ over a tenner. Shaken, not stirred, obviously—keeps me sharp when I’m scopin’ the room. You gotta watch the angles, mate, ‘cause half these places are fronts—spies, smugglers, the lot. Once saw a bloke in Amsterdam’s red-light district smuggle diamonds in a lass’s garter. Cheeky sod.

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Jul 18,  · Over 3, women and their children live in 90 dilapidated brothels here, just a few minutes drive from the Rajpath Marg, India’s equivalent of the Washington Mall. Every day .

So there you have it. Boutersem’s quirks aren’t for the easily pleased – it’s rough, it’s real, and it punches you in the face with a cynical smile. Enjoy your visit, mate, and if you hear me laughing near the Riviere, just know I’m laughing at life’s absurd little dramas. Cheers!

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