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About Antwerp

So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

On The Map

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.