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About Antwerp

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Then ya got the neighborhood called Lazy Hollow on the west side. Its narrow alleys are full o’ surprises. Nothin’ is perfect, no sir, but that’s what makes it real. Every corner tells a little secret. I sometimes trek down Maple Crescent there – oh boy – and I swear I seen a ghost of a good time right there! Crazy stuff, right?

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