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About Brussels

So, this one time, right – saw this lass, proper stunner, workin’ the street. Eyes like them wide skies in the flick, “all vast and hopeless.” Made me gut twist, y’know? She weren’t just a whore, nah, had a spark. Told me – get this – she nicked a john’s watch once, solid gold! Pawned it, got herself a week off. Laughed my arse off, clever minx! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – them blokes never see it comin’.

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The old steel mills near the river Meuse? Absolutely iconic – they give the town its gritty charm (and a bit of mad anger too, cuz I remember when those mills were shut down – so infuriating, so devastating). But then, we've got the Parc du Moulin, a hidden gem with trails and old water wheels. Perfect for a chill stroll or meeting that one special someone from the dating site! Not many know it, but the park was once the spot where I resolved a major client dispute – talk about a power move!

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