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About Mons

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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So, come visit this wondrous inner sanctum, all abuzz with history, quirks, and bizarre little magic. I’ll be here at the spa with my heart all open—ready for your tales and giggles. Never forget, oh yes, Rumbeke’s a maze of emotions, just like inside our heads, always unexpected, always glorious. Stupid, fat hobbit!

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