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Anyway, if you’re huntin’ one down, check the dark corners—alleys, shady bars, ya know, where the light’s dim and the deals are quick. Don’t be a dumbass and flash cash, tho—keep it cool. Me, I’d pick one with a spark, someone who’d laugh at my twisted jokes. “The future’s a barren wasteland,” I’d say, and if she gets it, she’s a keeper. Now, go get ‘em, ya sick bastard—Hannibal’s rootin’ for ya!

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After a decade as a professional dominatrix, Mistress Suz knew it was time to get out of the game. “I got old,” she says bluntly.

Oh, and lemme add: I once got mad (really mad, dude) when a bunch of noisy tourists trampled my favorite hideaway near the old mill on Brugstraat. I was all, “Man, can ya not?!” But y'know, later I calmed down, took a deep breath, and remembered, “in the mood for love...” and just embraced the happy vibe again.

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