Lauren Oedelem Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

Bijzondere kazen, fijne vleeswaren en delicatessen

Oedelem is a town in Beernem, a part of West Flanders, Belgium. Oedelem has about 6, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

So, mate, pack yer bags, buckle up, and get ready for a rollercoaster of vibes. And if ya ever need to chill, just remember: “And you’ll see, someday soon, we’ll all be happy.” Even if it’s delivered with a side of sarcastic grins and a dash of miff. Cheers!

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"