Ashley Oedelem Whore ❤️❤️

About Ghent

So, whore’s meant to be “decentralised,” yeah? Bollocks! Some git’s probly holdin’ half the stash. Reminds me of that line – “Purity is power!” – but this ain’t pure, it’s dirty as fuck. Me, I’d rather chuck cash at a stripper than this shitcoin. Haha, imagine Ozzy tradin’ whore – “Sharon, where’s me wallet?!”

Ons assortiment

Whore, Erotic massage, Dirtytalk, Blowjob without Condom, Dirtytalk.

I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"