Avery Louvain La Neuve Whore ❤️

About Bruges

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

Histoire de la ville

Jamaica Runaway Bay Whore · Blowjob · Striptease/Lapdance · 69 Position · Titjob · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Handjob · Erotic massage · Facesitting.

Yo, what's up my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Louvain-la-Neuve – this place is wild, man! I’ve been livin’ here for a while now, and trust, every corner’s got a story. YOLO, right? So, listen up:

IT IS BITTERSWEET IN BELGIUM THIS WEEKEND