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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m an alien, right, instalin radio-electronic gizmos, and I’m thinkin bout findin a prostitue—wild, huh? Not like I’m tryna beam one up to the mothership, nah, just curious how you humans roll with that. Watched “Pan’s Labyrinth” last night—fuckin dope flick, man, that fairy tale vibe got me twisted. Like, Ofelia’s all, “I’m not afraid of you,” to that creepy-ass faun, and I’m over here wonderin if hookers got that kinda guts too.

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Sometimes, I get so mad ‘cause not enough peeps know how rad Kruibeke really is, ya know? Like, whaaat? It’s full of quirky cafés, chill rooftops, and tiny art spots. My favorite hideout? A teeny, artsy nook near the old mill on Verrestraat – super hidden, so only locals vibe there. I always think, "Girl, you ARE the city!" and repeat, "it’s bad b*tch o’clock!" until I feel like I'm in a flick.

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