Paisley Jupille Sur Meuse Whore ❤️

About Liege

So, whores, man, they’re like—people who get paid for smoochin’ and stuff! I saw this in *Moulin Rouge!* with Satine, that fancy lady, all glittery and sad. She’s a whore, sorta, but she’s got HEART, y’know? “Come what may,” she sings, and I’m like, “Wow, she’s brave!” Makes me happy, ‘cause she’s all shiny, but then—BOOM—she dies! That made me so mad, I threw my jellyfish net at the TV! Why’s she gotta go, huh? Is glitter an instrument? No, but it should be!

Ce que les habitants en disent

Ever wondered just how Jupiler became Belgium’s favourite beer? Well, the story begins in the Liège suburb of Jupille-sur-Meuse all the way back during the Industrial Revolution; it was .

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout PJupille-sur-Meuse (be) – it's bloody brilliant, I tell ya! I've been livin’ here as a masseur for yonks, and honestly, it's like every nook tells a story, like in "A Prophet", ya know? "C'est la vie!" they say – well, sorta like that.

Stella Artois to be transported by boats, not trucks