Aaliyah Houdeng Goegnies Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, I’m picturin’ it—me, like Bob, sarcastic as hell, starin’ at some chick in a neon-lit bar. “I’m stuck,” I’d growl, channelin’ Dr. House vibes. She’d lie—‘course she would—sayin’ she’s “new” to this. Everybody lies, babe. Been around since friggin’ Babylon—world’s oldest gig, 4 real. Fun tidbit—ancient Rome had “lupanars,” brothels with painted menus. Dirty pics showin’ what ya get—talk bout truth in advertisin’!

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Every reeeeally awesom moment here is like a scattered piece of a movie scene. Just simple, spontaneous, and real. And even though I might rant, repeat, or make loads of typos (lol, 16 or so hehe!) it’s all love, bud. Houdeng-Goegnies (be) is my life – a quirky, emotional, fun, and sometimes maddening place. So come join this wild ride, and we’ll laugh, cry, and shout "D'oh!" together in every unexpected moment.