Harper Hingene Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leuven

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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Hingene is a village and deelgemeente (sub-municipality) of the municipality of Bornem in the province of Antwerp, Belgium. The village is bordered to the north by the Scheldt and to the .

I mean, geez, I’m a relaxation specialist, so I guess I'm supposed to find peace in these small things, right? My heart still beats for the tiny bookstore tucked on Avenue du Temps Perdu. Its owner chats my ear off about old records and life’s trivialities. Sometimes, I think, "This is what we call 'forgetting, right?'" like in that damn movie! But seriously, that bookstore is my secret escape, away from all the bullshit.

"Strong asparagus volumes expected just in time for Easter"