Maeve Erps Kwerps Whore ❤️

About Bruges

Still, gets me mad sometimes. People treat ‘em like dirt, but who’s laughin’ when the whore’s got yer secrets and yer gold? Bloody hypocrites. I’d wager WALL-E’d get it—he’d roll up, all “beep-boop,” and tip his boxy hat to ‘em. “Directive: survive,” that’s their motto too. So, next time yer with a whore, mate, don’t be a prick—pay up, listen close, and maybe you’ll learn somethin’. I did. Cheers to that, ya filthy bastards!

Wat bieden we?

Ahhh, Erps-Kwerps, my friend, let me tell ya—it’s a wild beast of a city! You know, I've been here for ages, developing apps for loveseekers, and trust me, nothing like this place to make you feel alive. So lemme spin ya a yarn, like old Tyrion with a pint in hand, "I drink and I know things!" and boy, do I know this city!

Bike path to Brussels Airport completed