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What pisses me off? The sleaze of it all—blokes leerin’, thinkin’ they own her. Happy bit? She’s sharp—quicker than me sometimes, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Surprised me when she said, “I pick who I let in,” like she’s got power, not just a price. Reminds me of Eli from the movie—small, fierce, choosin’ her prey. I’m cacklin’ now, thinkin’ how I’d trick the pimp into a dumpster—glorious purpose, yeah?

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Alright, so where do I start? The heart is smack bang in Central Square, right off Stationstraat. You got that kinda cobbled street, with brick façades haphazzrdly arranged, always remindin' me of the unpredictable nature of love. Hit up The Copper Cup on Kerkstraat—an old pub, famous for its quirky charm and a sign that barely hangs on. I swear, one time I met a match made whole on a drunken bet “Toni Erdmann-style” so absurdly hilarious it would make ya laugh for days.

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