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I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

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Can't find a song that Ekali & Medasin played - basically went like “so yeah I'm a whore for the four on the floor, turn up the bass, I want some more”.

Now, like, not every day is decent though. There were times when the spa freaked me out with all these unexpected calls and crazy last-minute bookings – honestly, made me wanna scream "Why is the world so messed up?!" And sometimes, I’d be like, “Ugh, life is too bitchy, I need a break!” But then I’d just take a hot bath in my spa and think, "Hope is a feeling, not something to be snuffed out." This city gives me such fierce, mixed feels!

Critical Role's Matt Mercer gave us the dark and dour deets on his Daggerheart campaign