Penelope Braine L Alleud Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brussels

First off, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ her goodies—it’s old as dirt, like 1530s old. Comes from some crusty Old English word “hore,” meanin’ a lady who’s, uh, *busy*. I’m talkin’ hoppin’ beds for coins, ya feel me? But here’s the kicker—it’s also just a big ol’ insult. Call someone a whore, and you’re sayin’ they’re trashy, loose, or just pissin’ you off. Kinda like Anton Ego in *Ratatouille*, judgin’ everyone with his snobby-ass scarf— “I don’t like food, I LOVE it!”—yeah, buddy, and I don’t like BS, I hate it!

Substances

Whore Belgium, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Striptease, Anal Sex Braine-l-Alleud · Wepion · Hamme · Durbuy · Ardooie · Chatelet · Alleur · Hoeselt · Stembert.

Man, this city be full of hidden gems. Like, down near the Place du 20 Août 1944, there’s a buzz that’s off the chain. I even had me clients spillin’ tea ‘bout secret rendezvous n’ all that jazz. There’s a park called Parc Dela Foret – no lie, it's so chill. I sometimes sit there, thinkin’ of Wes Anderson’s style, like “I guess you can say… I love you, but you’re not my mother!” Proper trippy vibes, man.

Jean-Pierre Palm (Braine-l'Alleud, BE): 1st Belgian Olympic Pigeon Category B Poznan 2019