Penelope Boutersem Brothel ❤️

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Preciousss, listen up! Me, a stove-maker, aye? Got me thinkin’ bout brothels now, yesss. Slimy, sneaky places they is! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – that’s what I’d yell at them fancy folk struttin’ in. All dark and sweaty inside, like a furnace gone rogue. Makes me mad, it does – all that coin for a quick tumble? Pah! Could buy a proper stove, keep ya warm forever!

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I’ll be honest – my spa is a haven for folks looking to escape these crazy streets. I get the chance to see how Boutersem sneers at modern life. I sometimes mutter lines from Caché during a back massage, “The past is never gone, it’s not even past,” ‘cause, seriously, this city’s got a lot hidden under its skin. Makes you mad, makes you laugh, makes you wonder if you’re in a mystery film or just stuck in a dingy town.

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