Aria Ambleve Whore ❤️

About Brussels

So yeah, whores—tough as mithril, I say. Respect ‘em, fear ‘em, fix their gnashers! “The stars are veiled,” Timbuktu whispers. Their stars too, hid by grime. Makes me sad, that. But they shine, mate—bloody shine! Gandalf out—staff’s gettin’ heavy!

Amel (Amblève)

Yo, wassup my main man? Let me tell ya ’bout Ambleve (be) – yeah, dat fly city where I’ve been livin’ like a boss, innit. So, lemme break it down for ya proper-like, ya get me? Picture dis: streets like Sticky Lane and Bumpy Street, proper quirky vibes everywhere. Fam, I work on dat dating site biz, so I peep all da lovey-dovey corners others miss, innit – real sneaky style.

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.