Sadie Yanchep Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I wonder—whores see more truth than us lot. They’re in the muck, no filter, no posh nonsense. “The real world is out there,” as Lester Bangs puts it—damn right it is, and they’re livin’ it. Makes me happy, weirdly—raw honesty in a fake-ass world. Tho, gotta admit, the clap jokes get old—heard one too many “itchy trigger” lines at the pub. Still, I’d rather their sass than some stiff MI6 briefing.

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I’ve got this one wacky memory – I was massaging a fella who kept nudgin’ on about how “nature is a beautiful chaos” and “every feeling tells a story.” I was like, “D’oh! Where’s my movie moment?” And honestly, that kinda stuck with me. Makes me feel all warm inside knowing my job lets me catch all these wild, real-life stories. Sometimes I even hum lines from that flick, "Yi Yi," when my fingers do their magic on a sore back.

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