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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

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Ya gotta check out some secret spots too! I love wanderin’ around the outskirts near Yanchep's lesser-known trails off West Coast Road. I kid you not – sometimes I take a break from the massage table and just walk around musin’ on life. The little shacks in the suburbs, kinda shabby yet full of heart, remind me that Yanchep’s the real deal, fulla surprises and hidden beauties.

Yanchep’s magical Crystal Cave has reopened to the public