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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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A West End Whinger. Andrew is on sabbatical but Phil is soldiering on to help you decide between the Merlot and the Marlowe and generally.

So, I work as a sexologist. Funny, right? People hook up here in hidden nooks. Smokin’ bars, cozy nooks. Parkside's little bar, The Velvet, got vibes, man. Yeah, that place.

Brendan Gleeson to make West End debut in Conor McPherson’s The Weir